wetbeardhairs

joined 1 week ago

I wonder how many guns are named Luigi by their owners now.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I dont want to crawl under a car. Puncturing the radiator is a way to quickly immobilize a vehicle in a way that requires substantial repair. All of these "sugar in th gas tank!" "unscrew their tire stems!" ideas sound fun but they take time and thus make them fantasies. I want something quick and obvious that succeeds.

So break their fucking radiators.

Ever since Trump won I sloooooow walllllkkk everything at work. It's been great for my mental health. I can't give up my job because I have a family to feed. But I can slow down machinery at work and cause lots of inefficiencies. Fuck you, trump voting industry.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah that's why I think radiator damage is the way to go. They will most likely get stuck on the freeway which is a royal fucking pain.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'm surprised I haven't seen more calls to puncture the radiator. That would lead to the engine shutting off and being immobilized pretty quickly.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Can you change the password prompt to "tell me your safeword first:"?

Eww it's made by KB? But how will the home owners be able to burn it down for insurance money when they realize everything about it is total garbage?

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Whoa that's SUPER illegal

I opt out whenever I travel and I get random checks about 4/5 times now. I definitely don't flag on this scale either.

Eh... what? If anything it just means he likes smoking pot. I looked up a bunch of tattoo meanings and nothing even close to that came up. Also he is an Salvadorian so why would he support US troops?

Generous guess of how LE would interpret it.

Oh, I know he's an idiot and a danger to the entire world. No dispute there.

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