zqwzzle

joined 2 years ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Like something out of fieldwork fail.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

She’s dressed too sexily/not sexily enough to be a science educator. /s

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Until the titanium sphere can be constructed many fell to the snail.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

The past 8 years have indeed felt like several lifetimes.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 59 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

If you haven’t seen long long man, you’re one of todays lucky 10000.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQsMp4Oo6xM

Edit: I forgot, obligatory “fuck chi-chan”

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With fuck https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

please shtudown
fuck
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago
git checkout crabs
git rebase platypus
git checkout main
git merge crabs
git push —force
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Just put AI in it.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

While the deadline for the previous task is also not pushed out.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)
  • ~~somehow~~ probably implements in the stupidest way possible
  • conspiracy theorists hoard pennies
  • ?

What will the chaos monkey do next.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago

I don’t even bother gaming on my phone anymore with everything filled with iaps and ads. Would rather just pay to have the license and play on the Steamdeck instead. Hell, with the sales I’m more likely to just get them even if I don’t get around to playing it.

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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