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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Every time somebody wishes death to that bastard Satan adds another day to his life.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 2 months ago

Damn, this guy's going to live a thousand years.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So if we wish him well, will Satan take away days?

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, where do you think Satan gets the extra days from?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Penis to penis or get the fuck out

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

My bad, I thought you were responding to the touche response.

Touche means touch, so if you're going to touch it has to be penis to penis obviously.

To answer your actual question, the extra days of life come from dampnuts followers, channeled through misplaced worship to the dark lord into his life reservoir.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago