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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn't even roll down the driveway, he couldn't even get a basic gift right.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I asked for a hooker, and she had 16 fingers!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

and what was the problem?