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Women aren't paid enough to be both your bangmaid and your therapist.
How about if you're their bangmaid and therapist right back? Sounds like a good deal to me
Women only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
Its a peg or be pegged world.
Por que no los dos?
But why XOR not OR?
Nor do I, that's why I prefer sexless silence with my partners, just sit there and listen to the forks clink on the plate. I don't need to hear about her stupid day and it's not my job to make her cum goddammit!
(/s ffs. Do you people want romantic partners or roommates?)
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