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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 120 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

You don't understand how awful it is to have studied both physics and history. Everything is so horribly misrepresented everywhere all the time. I'm losing it

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, these sharks aren't going to fuck themselves, buddy, get back to work.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That weed won't smoke itself either

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there a username_checksout community, yet?

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.zip ~200 subscribers

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.ca ~100 subscribers

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.ml ~40 subscribers

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow they're all inactive, but thanks!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Good. It's Reddit culture and doesn't belong here.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Psych background, it's bad too but nothing makes me scream more than the "you only use 10% of the brain" crap. When that movie all about that came out I absolutely lost it.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ugh, i feel like twice a week im having to tell people "using one hundred percent of your brain is called a fucking seizure"

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

We only use 10% of our brain, just like a traffic light only uses 1/3 of its lamps.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe the movie was about epilepsy ?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

We have unlocked you full potential... seizures.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of the scene in Friends when Rachel looks Ross dead in the eye and says Jurassic Park could have happened and his entire brain goes into meltdown

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

I've got a chemistry degree and I do reenactment and how average people lived throughout history is a big hobby of mine.

Media hurts me so much.