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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 133 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Or that they're holding the bow drawn for a long period of time, waiting for the order to "fire".

Long bows averaged a 200lb draw weight. Try holding that for 5 minutes.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 146 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 149 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Literally - you can pick out English longbowman bodies from the shape of their skeletons

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now I'm imagining a swole skeleton with buff bones

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's mostly their twisted spine, as far as I'm aware.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

You just have to ruin everything, don't you?

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

I believe there are spurs to one side and right sided increases in density. But that article was a decade ago.

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I "fire" traditional recurve bows and honestly it ends up being a lot of core, back, and your front side shoulder, but this image is funnier.

I guess also another thing that gets me is when they are fire from the hip, with no anchor point. You draw back the bow to the same spot every time, then move your bow hand to aim. Radically changing how you draw, while hitting precision shots at varying range is like John Whicking archery, but nearly everyone with a bow in movies can do it. And they almost never wear gloves on a bow that has to be hundreds of pounds of draw to go through armor. How are your fingers not worn to bone?

Also arrows are pretty custom depending on draw weight, tip weight, draw length, and there are various types. Where do these perfect arrows you need all come from, hrmmm Legolas?

I am now realizing I took this meme way too seriously, but I've already typed it up, so here we are.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Keep going I'm almost there.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

I’m very into it

[–] MBech 68 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I never blamed the archer on the walls of Helms Deep. Waiting for the enemy to get all the way up to your walls was dumb enough, but waiting while having drawn your bow for what must've felt like ages for a human archer, is fucking rediculous. Terrible leadership.

You don't want your archers to be excausted before the battle even starts, just so you can look really unbothered on top of your wall.

[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 28 points 2 days ago

I agree, but it’s obviously done for the tension in the movie. It wouldn’t be as exciting, if the archers were just chillin’ while the Uruk-hai were charging. 😄

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I mean, this depends heavily on the type of bow used (which is also largely the source of confusion) it's common for archers who aren't medieval war longbow archers to draw then aim because it's a lot easier to do. And lower draw weight bows certainly did see use in war until plate armor became common enough to make them nearly useless in warfare.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I know that modern bows with the radial cam thing have different hold vs draw requirements.

Not being a bow-knower, do the other sorts (long, recurve, etc.) Not have a similar thing that can happen?

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Short answer: no, they don't.
Modern compound bows use that cam to lessen the power needed to hold.
Older bows are like holding a spring extended, the further back, the greater the force needed.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

By modern I take it you mean compound bows. No other types of bow have that. The force you need to pull back is at its maximum when at full draw. The exact scale of 0-100% through the draw varies with different bow designs, material and even age as it can permanently deform with repeated use.