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Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] vibraniumdroid@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Respectfully, why the fuck would you buy yourself a $100,000 truck?

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He works with software so it’s probably because it occasionally snows where he lives and his micropenis.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

After skimming @Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca post history I didn't notice anything about working in tech nor having it snow where they live, but I did notice a lot of posts about killing their neighbors, which was concerning to say the least

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I did a quick check and they're definitely Canadian and recently went to CES. So I think "snows" is a given and "works in tech" is extremely likely.

I really hate looking at people's post history though, so please don't harass person.

[–] vibraniumdroid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ahh I see... that checks out lmfao

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Could need a pickup with the tool boxes and shit built in, or maybe a hydraulic lift. My family owned a construction company for decades, and we always had one of those in the driveway, and while I don't know how much they were, they were definitely more expensive.