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The pasta menace (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
 

(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do we know it isn't a naturally growing pile of pasta?

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's invasive it's pretty unlikely, pasta grows on trees in Switzerland

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

You beat me to it!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This was actually the flying spaghetti monster, but some Piney bastard was too afraid of his noodelyness and opened fire...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

He'll rise again, as his holy carbohydrates ripen with bounty

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if God was you or me? Just a spag pile in Jersey...

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

What if god was one of us?
Throwing over 500 pounds of pasta in a rush?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

NORAD shot down FSM

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because it wasn't cooked. Natural pasta is always in a cooked state, because it hasn't been dried out yet in drying ovens.