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The pasta menace (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
 

(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 107 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

👋🤏🤚✋️🫶

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

I swear officer, it looked like an appropriate amount before I started boiling it.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago

They misread and made four people of spaghetti.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do we know it isn't a naturally growing pile of pasta?

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's invasive it's pretty unlikely, pasta grows on trees in Switzerland

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

You beat me to it!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This was actually the flying spaghetti monster, but some Piney bastard was too afraid of his noodelyness and opened fire...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

He'll rise again, as his holy carbohydrates ripen with bounty

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if God was you or me? Just a spag pile in Jersey...

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

What if god was one of us?
Throwing over 500 pounds of pasta in a rush?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

NORAD shot down FSM

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because it wasn't cooked. Natural pasta is always in a cooked state, because it hasn't been dried out yet in drying ovens.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

“It’s a-me.”, the man confessed.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh Great Glob

Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness

For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness

[–] Redacted@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Our Father, who art in saucepans,

hallowed be thy name;

thy spaghetti come;

thy will be done;

on earth as it is in New Jersey.

Give us this day our garlic bread.

And forgive us our passatas,

as we forgive those who masala against us.

And lead us not into rice tasting;

but deliver us from weevils.

For thine is the pasta,

the meatballs, and the gravy

for ever and ever.

Ramen.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 16 points 2 months ago

Authorities say they were able to dispose of all of the pasta in under an hour.

But at what cost? Specifically, how much marinara and parmesan?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Knees were heavy. Mom's spaghetti.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody dumped it. It's just growing naturally there. You didn't know spaghetti just grows out of the ground and needs to be harvested?

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

That's incorrect; it grows on trees:

https://youtu.be/8scpGwbvxvI

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

This is just the extra when I tried measuring pasta for one

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If only someone had an abundance of strainers!

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Disaster al dente off the coast of San Clemente

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Travelling with more than one can be a big. .... pain.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

Man, theological knowledge among the general population has really taken a dive. People don't even recognize manifestations of the FSM anymore.

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Pinworms. It's all pinworms.

[–] helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

They murdered my family and dumped their bodies in a ditch...

[–] fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Take the ) away from the end of the link.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then was it fresh? That spaghet is noodly.

I guess it also might have rained enough to relax the strands.

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Made a big al dente in the ground!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's just a tradition, they do this when one of their greats passes away (James Gandolfini/Tony Soprano).

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

The nice Italian man just wanted to feed the animals.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's house, who else

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They went and "cleaned" it up? It's biodegradable, they probably put it in a landfill where it's doesn't benefit anything. They could have just left it and it would have been gone in a few weeks.

[–] snail_hunter@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

Being biodegradable doesn't mean that it belongs in that environment. This could have messed with the native plants and animals in a bad way. The landfill isn't a great option but it is possible that it was industrially composted.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Burnoutdv@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Is that a reverse food heist?