this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Yeh what chimps got on humans is they go from zero to ripping your face off in 0 seconds flat, humans either require a lot of buildup to get that pissed or some kind of drug.
Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can't defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can't attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that's why.
Florida man has entered the enclosure.
Years of martial arts training can give you this ability too, i mean, anon gonna be killed, but he won't hesitate
Idk about you, but I hesitate to get myself killed.