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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 23 hours ago

Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can't defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can't attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that's why.