Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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Mild Curse: You can gift animals with human intelligence and the ability to communicate with you. It will reduce their lifespan by half and they'll know what you did. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me: "I love you, girl."

My dog: "You're a selfish prick and I hate you."

Me: 😭

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Damn. Yeah, at that point, I'd put all my assets in a trust for her, hire a caretaker under the trust, and go jump of the nearest bridge of lethal height. I don't know much, but I depend on knowing our dogs love us.