Science

1.) It's stupid easy to grow your own for next to nothing, in "stealth" containers ranging from 5gal buckets to full-on multi-plant gargants. (See: "space buckets" — and check your local laws)

2.) It's called weed for a reason. Set a reminder on your phone to water, prune, tend to your buddy. Spend as little or as much as you feel like, depending on how into the new, meditative hobby you've embarked on.

3.) Realize you've been spending far too much on something you can set & (mostly) forget.

4.) Enjoy!