this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
799 points (99.3% liked)
Shirts That Go Hard
5908 readers
10 users here now
Share shirts that go hard.
Community Rules
1) Be nice and have fun.
Site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them. 2) No racism, xenophobia, sexualism, supremacism, sexualization of minors, rape content
3) No AI generated content
AI generated content of any kind is not allowed in this community; as decided by the community of July 2025
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Is that... JD Vance?
JD Vance may single handedly destroy the popularity of the full beard on a chubby face, which is basically the millennial version of a comb-over (except they're hiding fat neck instead of hair loss).
Kinda like Hitler did with the toothbrush mustache.
Or in my case the severe lack of chin.
The good lord really fucked me over all the way around.
He's not as popular as Hitler. Read that as uncharitably as you want, pick the best year for corporal couch fucker and the worst year for the literal nazi and the couch fucker still ain't as popular.
It's more that he does the painted-on beard.
All colour, no volume.
For people willing to put some time into growing it, I think it's ok.
Probably also his moon face makes it more distinctly "him".
He takes his nose ring out before speeches.
Nose loop you mean
I mean it goes with the eye shadow