this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2


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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

Just keep me completely out of any loops that require non-consensual responsibility. For all other loops, let i = 0 then i++ until i >= 100.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NO! Did you not read my shirt?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

I feel like my loop shirt answers the questions raised by my loop shirt.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

JD Vance may single handedly destroy the popularity of the full beard on a chubby face, which is basically the millennial version of a comb-over (except they're hiding fat neck instead of hair loss).

Kinda like Hitler did with the toothbrush mustache.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or in my case the severe lack of chin.

The good lord really fucked me over all the way around.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's not as popular as Hitler. Read that as uncharitably as you want, pick the best year for corporal couch fucker and the worst year for the literal nazi and the couch fucker still ain't as popular.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's more that he does the painted-on beard.

All colour, no volume.

For people willing to put some time into growing it, I think it's ok.

Probably also his moon face makes it more distinctly "him".

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He takes his nose ring out before speeches.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

Nose loop you mean

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I mean it goes with the eye shadow

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Forever and ever

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only want to know Tales from the Loop.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Delicious sadness.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

"No little German boy, don't go into the time loop!"

"Mein gott! Mein gott! Mein gott! Mein..."

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

This guy is looping in the right direction

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago

NOW you're telling me there's loop-related responsibilities?