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Nazis are mobilizing and becoming agile. Stay safe, everyone. (programming.dev)
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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 47 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Daddy be my (S)C(R)UM Master!

[–] sCrUM_MASTER@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe next time

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 35 points 2 weeks ago

YO WHAT THE

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Best I can do is to be a (SC)RUM master

Drink your rum, there's people dehydrating in Sweden

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

SCRotUM MASTERRRR

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wanna see my backlog?