Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Luigi's legal team needs to use this defense.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!

Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining... Instead, this guy's got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.

Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he's gonna slay when he's out.

That boy better have gills, NGL. 😱🤪