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I'm a social justice cleric IRL

(But I'm still waiting for my spellcasting ability. Any time now.)

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Ferreal. "Thief" is a slur, not a class.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.

Social justice assassin is Luigi.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Luigi's legal team needs to use this defense.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!

Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining... Instead, this guy's got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.

Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he's gonna slay when he's out.

That boy better have gills, NGL. 😱🤪

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.

I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I'd take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.

Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?

[–] emmanuelwald@deacon.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:

> It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another's property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)

Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And OP didn't actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.

When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It's not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.

It's the little things.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

It's always the little things.

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.

Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could you, ya know, kinda step up those numbers, please? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

I’d have to hire a troll farm..

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Social justice bard singing protest songs

[–] artifex@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Punk bands too. Jello Biafra, Henry Rollins, and Tom Morello are certainly social justice bards.

[–] emmanuelwald@deacon.social 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I'm a social justice commoner with an acolyte background

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Because the others could actually change society.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

That's basically the cult of Eserion

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Does seeding torrents count

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

🌞🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🐿️

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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.

That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When it comes time to throw molotovs I'll yell "I cast fireball"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Social Justice Warrior

Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am definitely a social justice artificer.

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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m a social justice druid, no doubt lol

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