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Anon escapes from work (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I couldn't clear that at a running jump, let alone from a widow.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

who said anything about a window? even the original green said roof

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

People overestimate how much momentum you'd get when jumping off something like, you'd be going straight down pretty quick.