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submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Talk to Plants.

Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably has the same effect though.

"Eat me, daddy! UwU!"

"I... I'm not hungry any more."

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

“Eat me, daddy! UwU!”

I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.

[–] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Kinky