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Anon struggles with financial difficulties (lemmy.world)
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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago

That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Only if we harvest everyones' metadata and start trying to sell them personalized ads and maybe whoopsiedaisey forget to keep the data secure and get everyones' data exposed.

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.

Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.