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[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

American here, i take no offense because we deserve this shit.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Come over and I'll spare you a few. 6,60€, 30 eggs carton. Figure that's fair?

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn bruh, that’s a good deal.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd oblige it, damn good deal.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As an American, part of me wants to try to write a comeback to these posts since this isn't even remotely what I and pretty much everyone I know personally wanted or voted for. But at the same time too many dumbasses in my country apparently did want it and I feel like we deserve to take our lumps. Sigh

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know, this is one those situations where we make others laugh out some other's misery. We shield ourselves behind arguments like "they played themselves into it", etc.

But I'm the one be laughed at. Me and any one seeing any humour in seeing another human being suffer because nobody took heed of what was to come.

I sincerely hope you get rid of that dictator as soon as possible and in the most spectacular show of force you can devise. And don't be afraid to call for help.

[–] rami@ani.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I really, really appreciate this comment. thank you for taking the time to write it ❤️

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Regardless of imaginary lines drawn on maps, we're all human and we're on the same rock, crusing through space.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Notification: How to Basic has posted a video

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

I did? Shit.

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I wasn't entirely sure as we rescued her and a few of her friends about two years ago. Had a look around though and it seems she's a Golden Laced Wyandotte. She's a good girl. The duck is a Bantam Appleyard and although duck eggs threaten to kill me, she's also a good girl.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nice!

But how come duck eggs may kill you?

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Duck egg specific allergy. Weird shit.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wasn't expecting that.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have one hen who is a cross of buff orpington, barred rock, and various random breeds. She is a pretty bird but that is a gorgeous one.

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks! She's a rescue and we love her.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Aww! Someday I'll get the hell out of this city and have chickens, someday...

[–] trslim@pawb.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

American here. A dozen eggs is 7 dollars. And I live in a poor area of the south. Fuck you mom and dad who voted for this. I tried to warn you.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve gone from a no-politics rule, instituted by me, with my mother, to outright accusing her of responsibility for every terrible thing the orange man does. All of this is by email with links to articles about his shitbaggery. My hostility is apparent and our relationship may not survive. I don’t care; she had the ability to learn who he was and didn’t take it.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is really strange to hear. I live in California, and the price is the same here. Everything here is typically a lot more expensive.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Joke's on you, my whole neighborhood is farmers. Eggs for days baby.

They keep trying to give me raw milk tho...

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your neighbours keep their hens inside or are they allowed to roam free?

Because chickens will gladly trespass, forage around, and casually leave an egg behind.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

They across the street, hanging out behind a fence with the goats. We're on good terms :)

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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you collect your own butt nuggets?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish.

I have a small plot of land and got a few chickens to help clear the weeds. The creatures were lovely and at some point they just started to leave their eggs around. Ko rooster, no potential chicks.

Then a stupid neighbour took the opportunity to let their hunting dogs into the chicken coop. Killed every single animal.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like the neighbour should have a life time of half inflated tires.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was stupid and there was no video surveillance on the plot. The next coop will be a fortress.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can take a pebble and put it on top of the Schrader valve and screw the cap back on. No harm to the tire.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Discreet vandalism. I like it.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

$3.50cad/dozen from a farmer; got 8 dozen on Friday...

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Sadly, I can't see that image.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, you guys know we have eggs, right? They're just roughly 60-80% more expensive right now.

A dozen near me is currently $7, instead of $4.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's next? Talking about healthcare?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That is a basic human right. Let's at least have a small sliver of respect.

But Kinder eggs are fair game.

[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Dude i have no idea what this egg thing is a about, i just bought a dozen of the bougie large brown eggs with omega 3 for like 3.50

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was just at Whole Foods, not the best barameter for price, every brand that wasn't the store brand was $10+ for a dozen. The store brand was $5.

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're preaching to the choir here on Lemmy

[–] kingblaaak@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just need 4 eggs If I don't get them, ill put the whole house in lockdown, with my funny games

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No need to stock up. The organic XL eggs from the farm shop are €0.45, and available every day. At night we can get the smaller (L or M) eggs from their vending machine.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Egg vending machine? That sounds interesting.

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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

My mother-in-law literally gave us 20 eggs from a local farm for free yesterday.

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