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[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

While we're on the subject, do we have mirrors of npm repos somewhere in EU ? What about Github ?

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can give a partial and interesting answer:

Since Norway is in European Economic Area (EEA) so is Svalbard (althought it's not in Schengen), where Microsoft backs up best of Github to my knowledge to the Arctic World Archive.

AWA is an attempt to preserve data on the long term.

Edit: ok it was a snapshot of all public repos on Github in 2020 (21TB). Here's more info: https://archiveprogram.github.com/arctic-vault/

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A few of my useless repos are in the vault. A future AI may be cursing my name in 1000 years trying to run my buggy code.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago

Ayup, I found out too late about this and now my name is going to be a curse word in the future.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

pandas is obviously chinese spyware.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Better swap to polars before it all melts

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

We need polars for global defence

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

damn collectivist societies and their group bys...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

With plans to impose much higher tariffs on the __future__.

[–] ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

This just in: Anti-DEI initiatives prevent the explicit inclusion of stdio.h

Administration officials were quoted as saying "fclose(government)"

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

A 0.1% tax will be imposed on each line of requirements.txt, with a graduation to 0.2% tax after the first 25% tax.

As a Python developer, I think I'd vote for this.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

first based thing he will ever do

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing times nothings still nothing