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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 76 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The shotgun pays for itself after only 3 or 4 liquor store hold-ups.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, look at you living near the fancy liquor stores.

The ones near me all have that "cashier carries less than $20 cash" which is really fucking impressive considering ive only seen people pay in cash

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, and liquor pays for itself after the liquor is -hic- liquor.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Mossberg 500 is less than the cost of a midrange smart phone, about $500 new. You can deck it out like with that Streamlight TL Racker flashlight pictured and other accessories too for like another $200-300 and it would still be cheaper than an iphone.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Several models of the Mossberg 500 are going to cost you less than $500 even after the fees and taxes.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They ambushed and looted a lonely millenial

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 points 2 weeks ago

So... a millennial?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Probably one of the cheapest guns, Mossberg 500, roughly $300

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty fancy pants backpack as well.

Thank you for reminding me I still need a decent utility kukri

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

this is not what we meant with social mobility

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Wife and I just talked about putting tiny homes in our backyard for extended family…

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

As an older millennial, I actually managed to buy a house, but I definitely regret not getting the one I looked at with a second unit above the detached garage. My wife and I totally could've rented out one of the units for a while and come out way ahead.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you looked into local zoning regulations? A lot of places, they've made that sort of thing borderline impossible already.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Call it a mother in law suite and the law gets iffy and whoever you need to convince in government to give you a permit is more likely to.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully it's not true for you!

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have an HOA, I’m cooked

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 weeks ago

Should start the meme with a self built 1800s style wood cabin, and end it with a piece of cardboard under a bridge.