Nice, pâtés galore for next winter. Me, I spent the evening jamming my log. And I don't own a fireplace....

The girl got hammered and drilled too on that day.

A very mature take on the matter.

Did the probe buy you dinner first? I imagine it was awkward with the radiologist being a third wheel the whole time.

I don't know what it sounds like, I'm not a dog

This is the unhinged Internet I signed up for!

Was it hot and ready?

Hell ya! Stuff that crust!

Nice.

Yours or hers?

I got my wife some nice gem buttplugs that we were gonna use, but she caught a cold and our night was rather more subdued. Still fucked tho, so that’s cool.

Have you talked to your SO about how that makes you feel?

Never take advice from internet strangers. But it nonetheless will be given, so here goes.

Tell your partner your relationship will not last without change, and that you want to have small, short conversations with takeaway actions more regularly. My guess is that's the truth, and communication, even a little, can help tremendously when both parties engage.

Saying your relationship will fail and end bluntly will make them scared of that actually happening, because they most likely currently feel secure enough in the relationship to ignore your needs. This is common unfortunately, often born of time and repetitiveness.

Make sure they ubderstand that conversation doesn't have to he daunting (that will scare then), but simple and easy single topics at a time. The first few may be longer, but they will get shorter, and tell them that you are open to talking to someone together if they feel it is warranted or have trouble having those conversations on their own (that alone may spur them to engage).

Peppering in positive commentary or actions, like what you enjoy from them (especially what they do for you) and positive actions (like planning a weekend away or a night out) can also help take the strain out of the conversations, too.

Sorry you are going through this, mental and/or emotional dissatisfaction in a relationship is rough, but assuming you really want to work through it, it is possible to get brick walls to move.

I'm sorry you're going through that. I'm currently reforming myself of those same tendencies.

My excuse was and is money but, it's only that, an excuse. So I started making construction paper cards and origami flowers. It's not the flowers and restaurants they used to be but, she seems to appreciate it.

P.s. the origami lily folds refuse to sink into my smooth brain. I gotta watch the same YT vid Everytime 😞

I just non chalantly opened a rule 34 link on the train. Just send me to horny jail.

Hell yeah Sekiro is awesome