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[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That citrussy got me puckering.

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You gotta salt the rim a little. It adds some kick that you wouldn't get otherwise.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

^ Ska band name

[–] grue@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I blame the person who misspelled "citrusy" by adding an extra "s."

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

I was going to try making a joke here but I can't think of anything that fits with parussy

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Lemon Party! Lemon Party!

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Okay, Cumboy Bebop

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty accusatory coming from someone who named themselves cumboy.

[–] 843563115848z@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 day ago

Actually his mum named him that.

Adapt or perish 🤷

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

Citrussy reminds me of "Angel's Grapefruit Technique"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago

Don't listen to classical music by Claude Debussy

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works got mad at me one time for commenting "citrussy got me finna buss" on one of their posts.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Hey Chuck, how's it going? Missing the bad place, eh.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

... they topping on my citrussy lemon until I flavour fondant icing? [Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer]

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Can I please get a wider shot so that I can identify the Best Befussy?

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I looked out of curiosity and surprisingly there's very little of it online

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

UNACCEPTABLE

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Shouldn’t it just be one S?

It’s not the internet’s fault. …At least not on their end.