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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 25 minutes ago

My partner: "Yeaaaaaa boiiiiiieeeeeee"

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like some kind of addiction, possibly?

I'm not sure, but I'll think about it while I heat up my dab rig to take some massive fat dabs so I can smoke a joint while loading a bowl.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Call me a shopaholic if you want, cause I just bought another case of beer.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 2 points 10 minutes ago

Got a giggle out of me

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Had too many cold beers. Do not feel nice

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

I'm texasdrunk and I support this message.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It always makes me want a beer and that pairs perfectly with a couple of cold ones before I settle down with a nice six pack before I pass out for the night.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 16 hours ago

Sounds recursive.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

My stupid body after 36: none for you, you don't get to enjoy anything anymore!

Alcohol started giving me insomnia for some reason and weed started giving me panic attacks that feel like I'm dying even if it's like 95% CBD and just a sprinkle of THC bud. :/

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I read this as "36 beers" instead of "36 years old" and got concerned.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Stupid body why can't I drink more than 36 beers?! It's not fair! Lol

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 18 minutes ago

I'm allergic to sushi. Any time I eat more than 50 sushis I barf.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 3 points 11 hours ago

Could be other contaminants in the weed causing some issues.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 hours ago

Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world -2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think you may be an alcoholic

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

2 beers does not make one an alcoholic. 20 beers? Maybe.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

Probably true

20 beers in this economy? Rational, and intentionally using a coping mechanism.