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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Just fucking pathetic.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

What does harambe have to do with this?

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[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Yes. It's in the linked article in fact

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Oh look frivolous spending.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[–] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 21 hours ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

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