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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 58 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Lol this is awesome

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 95 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 67 points 15 hours ago

Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 15 hours ago

When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Did he shop at the kid's isle?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 38 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 15 hours ago

Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 14 hours ago

Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Just need a good penetration value.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 28 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That girdle working overtime

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN

[–] Beefcyclone@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

😂😂😂😂😂

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 15 hours ago

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 16 points 16 hours ago

It does however, make the target easier to hit

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.

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