That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.
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I was gonna call it a corset.
He looks like a broiler chicken.
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
Is he on hrt?
He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
No, he really is shaped like that
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
Came here to say just this.
for the unfamiliar:
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead
The Hunch Chest of McDonaldland.
"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."
Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me
He's still a fat fucking idiot though
Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it's considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
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Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
That might be a part of it, but...
(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)
Title
Bulletproof implants then
There's only one way to find out
We're going to need a bigger bullet.
.50 api it is then.
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
Bullet resistant* vest
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Bro built like a deep breath.
Lol this is awesome
He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Did he shop at the kid's isle?
*aisle, fyi.
Nah, he's definitely been to Epstein's Island
When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
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Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon
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