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[–] owl@infosec.pub 1 points 3 minutes ago

Let me try something:
People, who own over a billion dollars, should be killed, cut apart and their body parts be prepared and eaten.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

That's one lonely mod.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 minutes ago

This sheer irony of that on boring dystopia

[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 3 points 37 minutes ago

Baste the Upper Caste

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 4 points 50 minutes ago

Mangia the rich

[–] ohno1052@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

i'd happily eat "eat the rich" crowd

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

...In a good way?

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Just do a link out to a PNG that says "destroy the rich" and then have the text say "you know what to do..."

Then it won't get filtered. If you upload a new graphic every few posts and change the text part it'll be even harder for them to blanket ban your posts.

[–] Spookiebear@lemm.ee 32 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

May I suggest a mass Reddit exodus?

[–] duffbeeer@lemm.ee 1 points 9 minutes ago

Yes to today is the day

[–] Ted_Chips@lemmy.world 24 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I finally gave up today. Well over a decade there and I'm f'ing done. Just got things going here, I hope it goes well.

[–] Killer@lemmy.world 4 points 45 minutes ago

Surprised you waited this long. I left when they decided to get rid of 3rd party apps.

[–] witten@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Hey welcome! You may proceed to do all the rich eating you like over here.

[–] Spookiebear@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

It sucks that it went to the dark side.

[–] cheesyxpickle@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

We’re in the same boat! I have a good feeling about this place.

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Repeat after me:

Eat the rich

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 34 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

But saying eat the rich on Reddit is like a tradition.

This will probably piss off a lot of soon to be lemmy users.

[–] reiterationstation@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago

Let’s hope.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe it's time to start using rhyming slang?

You make a short phrase where the last word rhymes with the word you want. So for "rich", the phrase could be "bait and switch". Then you drop the end and just use the first part, in this case "rich" becomes "bait". Eat the bait. You could also make one for "eat", say "sugar beet", then eat-->sugar.

Sugar the Bait.

But plenty of other possibilities. For Luigi, it might be a little harder, all I can think of is squeegee and Fiji.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Remember that Luigi can be shortened to Gigi in Italian. And Mangione means "big eater". So Gigi Bigeater.

[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 1 points 40 minutes ago

You could also say "Chuck's Brother," as in Chuck Mangione.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Pigboy is worried how he'll taste with Carolina BBQ sauce

(I don't actually want to eat him. God knows what's in his feed.)

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[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

naw cause why do the noodles look kinda creepy

[–] St0ner@lemmy.wtf 5 points 10 hours ago

Eat the fucking rich cunts

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 42 points 16 hours ago

Man... When ABoringDystopia itself becomes dystopian, you know shit is absolutely fucked.

[–] manicdave@feddit.uk 35 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just going to assume every billionaire pulling this shit for trump has an unfathomably disgusting record in the Epstein files. There's no way that every single one of them is deciding to be this overtly fucking pathetic.

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Eat the rich doesn't mean literal cannibalism lol

Just let us seize assets above 999 million, and its a peaceful transition to more egalitarian society.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait? Really? Fuck me. I was supporting the proletariat because I thought we were gonna allow people to eat people. This is not the revolution I signed up for. What am I going to do with all this extra meat?! My freezer is completely full.

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You know how it's normally not good for you to eat heavily processed foods? Same goes for rich people. They are so full of chemicals and plastics that you're better off not literally eating them.

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[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago

Not even needed to cap, you could just make a progressive tax that the wealthier population doesn't feel in order to provide a safety net and social mobility for everyone. That way there can be more rich people using less social services, so individual rich need to pay less while everyone is happy.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

What about "eat the poor" from A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift? "Kill the Poor" by The Dead Kennedys? Can I post "Eat the Rich" by Motorhead?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago (6 children)
[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Your submission has been removed as it advocates wordplay and the potential use of a thesaurus. Education and signs of intelligence are against the interests of the rich.

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[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 23 points 17 hours ago

The irony of the sub. Jesus lmao

[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It's a good Motorhead song

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