The future that Chat GPT wants.

Had a really bad nose bleed once in the shower.

I thought it was fine and sort of blew my nose a bit, and a huge clot came out. I had to waffle stomp it.

Any device to help would have been appreciated.

They should make a device that removes the need for waffle stomping. Like, maybe a separate fixture without a grille and with an aperture large enough to allow the solid loaf to pass straight through. Maybe integrate some kind of support to allow the user to comfortably assume and hold a squatting position. Oh, and a cleaning feature to wash the contents away.

When two completely separate sources collide to form a coherent end result I find myself amazed.

Essentially, 90% of what is being said in the text comes from a reddit thread where a user tells how his wife once scared him shitless by blurting out, while watching television, laughing histerically, she would regularly take a dump in the shower, then proceed to stomp the result down the drain. The user had been noticing the drains had been somewhat clogged lately and had made a passing remark about it to his wife.

The "waffle stomping" came from another user replying to the thread and I'm sincerely amazed how no references to "hot boxing" or "power bombing" are sprinkled in, as many users made references to how steam/moisture intensifies scents and smell, the reason which the wife had picked up the taste for scented candles.

I came into contact with this story through a podcast that extracts posts from various reddit subs.

To find a direct reference to it, here, through an AI allucination... I'm baffled.

Turning off the internet for today, folks.

I'll see myself out.

And I have a coworker that asks why I panic every time he mentions that he got some code from Gemini.

Really really bad idea plumbing systems for sewage and for wastewater are different in some countries and this could cause a lot of issues not to talk about the fact that the pipes for your shower are most likely way smaller than the pipes for your bathroom making them more likely to get clogged even if you waffle stomp it.

I literally cant tell if this is edited, if Google is being dumb, or if people 200 years ago really used the term.

Is it weird, that I knew what a waffle stomp is before reading the post? Have I done too much internet?

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.

Belgians have been waffle stomping for a long time.

You had me up until the end, NGL. 😂🤣