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[–] ap10336@diaspodon.fr 8 points 20 hours ago

@ObviouslyNotBanana Ninety-two → Nine-ty-two → 9x10+2 :troll:

[–] VonReposti 115 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

Even worse. 90 in old Danish is "halvfemsindstyve" but it is rarely used today. The "sinds" part is derived from "sinde" means multiplied with but it is not in use in Danish anymore. That leaves halvfems, meaning half to the five (which is not used alone anymore) and tyve meaning twenty (as it still does).

We are in current Danish shortening it to halvfems which actually just means "half to the five" in old Danish (4.5) to say 90. 92 is then "tooghalvfems" (two and half to the five, or 2+4.5). The "sindstyve" part (multiplied with 20) fell out of favour.

So we at least have some rules to the madness. Were just not following them at all anymore.

Edit: Minor old Danish math correction.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (8 children)

How did you guys even get to this thought process for saying this sort of thing? Why would you work in fractions for whole numbers in language to start? Is this a monarch thing like they fancied themselves a math wizard so they said it like it was a solution on countdown and others mimicked to keep them happy/sound smart themselves?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How

Why

Dane here. My guess is utter madness resulting from a history of overdosing on fly agaric filtered through the urine of slaves, followed by a distressingly long period of Catholicism.

Frankly, it's a wonder that our ancestors didn't come up with an even MORE bizarre way of saying numbers and other things!

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[–] VonReposti 38 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The reason is that the Danish numbering system is based on a vigesimal (base-20) system instead of the decimal system. Why is a good question but it might have been influenced by French during a time where numbers from 50-100 is less frequently used, making them prone to complexity. The fractions simply occur since you need at least one half of twenty (10) to make the change from e.g 50 to 60 in a 20-based system.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

why would you avoid the fraction and use it up to 100 then minus 8. I dont have a lot of an issue with it being base 20 but the idea that talking in numbers you have to know fractions for a child is WILD to me. You have to do like a month of understanding math fractions to get how to speak whole numbers.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

When I'm in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say "kamelåså"

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[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Norway used to count like the Germans, but switched after the introduction of the telephone. There were simply too many mistakes when telling the numbers to the operators, that a change was mandated.

Old people might still use the 2+90 variant though, but it is not very common.

[–] dcat@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

to everyone who reads this dudes comment and starts imagining 75 year old grandmas saying it: i’m 30 and say 2+90, and it’s still very much a thing.

[–] brealorg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

So now you're calling me old? THE NERVE!

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 9 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Ugh okay here's another "Danes shouldn't be allowed to make number stuff":

The time 15:25 is "five minutes before half 4"

"Fem minutter i halv fire"

So you round up to 16 before even halfway, what!?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

That makes perfect sense to me though. In Swedish we'd say fem i halv fyra. Five minutes to half four.

But in English half four would be short for half past four. I guess.

Counting like the Danish, however, that is an abomination.

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[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Same in Dutch,

"Vijf voor half vier"

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

97

4x20 + 10 + 7

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 56 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I'm German and our way of counting is genuinely stupid. 121 would translate to "onehundred one and twenty". You'd think it's just a matter of practice but errors related to mixing up digits are statistically more common in German speaking regions. Awesome when it comes to stuff like calculating medication dosages and such. Like it's not a huge issue but it's such an unneccessary layer of confusion.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its so annoying with phone numbers as well, depending how someone pronounces is. My mom always says phone numbers in 2 digits, like 06 12 34 56 78 (06 twelve fourandthirty sixandfifty eightandseventy) and you just get confused because you want to type in the first number pronounced

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Phone numbers should always be said by individual digits, makes it simpler and faster to type as you're listening

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[–] llii@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yes! I'm German and I hate it. It's also very inconvenient when entering numbers into a spreadsheet or something, because you have to know the whole number before you can start typing it.

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[–] LocoLobo@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact, english used to count the same way as german, and it still has the numbers in "reverse" from 13 to 19.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eleven and twelve kinda are as well. They literally mean "one left" (ain-lif) and "two left" (twa-lif) with the "over ten" being implied.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I’m 43 years old and this is the first time I’ve seen an explanation of these numbers. Thank you!

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[–] ooli2@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

French is pretty stupid too. Smart Belgium with french as national tongue only changed that number aberration: They use the made-up word "octante" for eighty and "nonante" for ninety, instead of "quatre-ving" (four-twenty) or "quatre vingt dix" (four-twenty , ten) in proper french

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if I told you that all words are made up?

[–] brambc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Belgium we use nonante, not octante, that is, iirc only used in Switzerland. That means we at least don’t use quatre-vingt onze etc.

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[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 6 points 22 hours ago

shakes fist THE DANES!

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

The map is wrong, Czechs can do both 2+90 and 90+2, I am not sure if it's regional within the country, or depends on the context, but they definitely use both versions

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