I regret nothing. Say what you want.
Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.
A fireable offense.
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That boy is gonna be a murderer
Winks in Notepad ;)
if you've never used ed(1) technically it's illegal for you to say "it's a UNIX system, i know this"
The irony being that scene had a GUI and ed is, well...
?obligatory FSN links
- https://web.archive.org/web/19991009154641/http://www.sgi.com/fun/freeware/3d_navigator.html SGI webpage archive from 1999
- https://github.com/DX94-Quas/3d-file-system-navigator - SGI fsn binaries here, for IRIX versions 5.3 and below
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File_System_Visualizer - 1999 free software rewrite in C
- https://github.com/mcuelenaere/fsv - fork of 1999 version, updated 2018
- https://github.com/jtsiomb/fsnav - 2009 C++ free software rewrite, updated 2021
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Vi came with Ubuntu.
Notepad.exe has been my daily driver for anything that doesn't need a compiler for decades.
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What about people, who just burn the machine code directly onto a CD with a laser?
Pff, real programmers use butterflies. We open our hands and let the delicate wings flap once. The disturbance ripples outward, changing the flow of the eddy currents in the upper atmosphere. These cause momentary pockets of higher-pressure air to form, which acts as lenses that deflect incoming cosmic rays, focusing them to strike the drive platter and flip the desired bit.