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[–] nope@jlai.lu 1 points 54 minutes ago

Did y'all hear about Rain World ?

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 4 points 1 hour ago

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] zlatiah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Growing up playing osu! forever scarred my taste in music. Now I have a $300 SDVX controller at home and I need help

Also honorable mention for the 500+ hrs I have in Skyrim (with additional difficulty mods), Slay the Spire, Binding of Issac, ...

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I should probably take a picture, but at least 1500 hours on Project Cars 2 on PS4 / 5

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Outer Worlds. Not exactly a bad game but fell just a tad short of being F:NV spiritual successor.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Dota 2. Almost 10k hours. I got matched against s4 and had to face him in the mid lane. I got wrecked and I uninstalled the game, that was a few years ago now. I figured if I just matched against one of the best players in the world then I actually completed dota and it's time to stop.

[–] dai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

PlanetSide 2 for me, easily 8k hours into that game. Around 5k on my steam account alone.

So sad to see it's still slowly collapsing, but I've not been on since the AU servers shut down years ago and the hackers took over the Asia server.

[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Ah, I have fond memories of PS2. I slowly stopped playing when I started finding less and less coherent platoons working together. I'd join squads that were spread all over the map. It had so many fun things with it too, but somewhere along the way I started losing interest.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

I just spent 20 hours on the demo for the new game roadcraft. I'm just pushing dirt around in a tractor like I'm playing with Tonka trucks back when I was 5. I haven't really done anything interesting, just leveled dirt. Anyway, ill probably put in another 6 hours today after work.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

When I was in college it was WOW. I have soooo many hours in that game. But it also helped fix a lot of issues I had with social anxiety. I went from basically never interacting with people in that game to being elected to run a 60 person guild. I didn't even campaign they just nominated me for it when the previous GM left. It did a lot to help me feel like I could be normal. Then I got a job and a GF and didn't have time to play as much anymore.

These days it's Warframe but I don't have enough free time to really get into video games like I used to anymore.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago

I have been collecting shinies in Pokémon Scarlet (140 so far) but my cartridge just died so now I’m beating PLA.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 40 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

The factory must expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory..

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 7 points 3 hours ago

The factory must grow

[–] raph55@jlai.lu 9 points 6 hours ago

Good choice !

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Why aren't you tending to your factory?

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 32 points 8 hours ago

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

[–] HandBash@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oxygen not included. I spent so much brain beating that game, then wanted to play more.

[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I keep going back to ONI to try and get into its endgame. But I quickly start getting kicked around in a back alley by the temperature stuff. Like trying to figure out colony-wide temperature control.

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Honorable mentions Noita and The Binding of Isaac

(Thats about 3/3 of my life)

[–] Pichu0102@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Came here to also say Elite. They're actually doing updates now, but I still would never recommend to anyone despite devoting so much time to it.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Rimworld, Vicky 2, Ck2, Hoi4, Eu4, Fallout 1 2 3 and New Vegas, Morrowind, Skyrim, and currently Vintage Story. My tastes are damned good profligates can you say the same?!

Edit: Also Total Warhammer.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I have the same list but Caves of Qud also sucked some life out of me. Damn good RPG though.

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[–] Venetas@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] jagged@lemmy.world 46 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It’s not a bad game but Rimworld is destroying my life right now.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 8 hours ago

I should get tested or something.

1,591.8

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

unrelated but i just noticed that the playtime was 1234, that's neat

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Now you need to make it 1,234.5 hours and stop.

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[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 32 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

There was a shitty f2p MMO called GunZ online once upon a time. It was so badly programmed that glitches literally became the primary gameplay loop.

I loved it. For those few that could get into it, it was a unique heaven of fps and fighting game that filled a void an over caffeinated teen with nothing but hyper focus and time didn't know they had.

Also just ridiculously horny people.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

Also just ridiculously horny people.

So, average MMO player

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 9 points 10 hours ago

Don't call GunZ shitty! I'll double butterfly your face, or something. It's been a while.

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[–] pero@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Euro truck simulator 2. I have already spent ~200 hours in that game. Personally I like it because of the multiplayer mod and there you can see all kinds of drivers over there... Ngh

Anyways, I recently bought 4 map DLCs for the game, I'm sure that will make me sink less time in that pit (/s)

[–] Evrala@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts and Sword of the Stars 2.

part of Sword of the stars 2 is even now it sometimes gets so laggy that you can't finish a game. You just at some point declare that you've snowballed enough and can't be beat anymore.

Hundreds of hours.

Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts is at least getting better now that the devs have abandoned it and modders are taking over.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 64 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

I have the most hours in Warframe, but Factorio is on a different level. If you're anywhere on the spectrum, it is pure crack cocaine. The only reason I haven't bought the DLC is because I know it'll consume a month of my free time.

By the way, Warframe 1999's soundtrack fucking slaps.

[–] Minnels@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

A month? That is not enough :(

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[–] mouldylemon@lemm.ee 5 points 9 hours ago

This one particular rp server on San Andreas Multiplayer

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 13 points 12 hours ago

Eve online took a lot from me , but it gave back a lot more .. i think everyone who plays it is on the spectrum, no other explanation tbh

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