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I have never known a man who needed to get punched in the face worse than Donald Trump. I am not a violent man. I detest "online tough guys" who treat every situation as an excuse to advocate for violence. And I'm not saying I endorse a bullet or a guillotine or something like that. I'm not even saying I'd punch him.
But this man has clearly never been punched in his shit-talking mouth, and if someone had done it 40 or 50 years ago, we wouldn't be here now.
I'm not even saying I'd punch him.
I'll do it.
And I'm not saying I endorse a bullet or a guillotine or something like that.
Honestly, my greatest wish for Trump and Musk? That they have all their wealth and contacts stripped from them, and they either spend the rest of their lives in a blue collar prison, or homeless on the street without a single soul willing to help them.... I'll settle for the guillotine though.
Public spanking of Donald is in order. Time to put up Wanted sign for Don.
You've managed to piss off the country whose reputation is that they apologize for everything. Stupid idiot.
Good.
Let him stick to that line, keeping Canadians angry and trade negotiations stalled. He's helping us maintain the momentum needed to build a stronger Canada and end reliance on U.S. trade for good. When he and his ilk are all eventually deposed, the U.S. will have to make many concessions to get (partially) back into our good graces. If that doesn't happen, our need for political separation will only increase.
No deal is the best deal.
Donald Trump was meant to die in prison.
So why does he want to annex Canada if it's so "nasty"?
Nasty, filled with drugs, and we have nothing that Americans need! LOL What a clown.
He's not dumb. He's cancer. He's aggressive. And he intends on metastasizing to the entire world. Strongmen only respect strength. We need to show him how nasty we can be. Watch what he does with targets he perceives as weaker than us (if there are any). If he goes after Panama first, or Greenland, you can be certain that we are next.
This is not empty rhetoric folks. I've been saying it since before the election and I'm going to keep saying it, he's actually coming for us. His first term was full of empty threats. This one hasn't been. He has followed through, and he will follow through. He will continue to bully us and come at us sideways for awhile, take what he can by hook or by crook, but eventually he will get impatient and greedy. He is coming. Prepare to be another Ukraine, another Afghanistan. The latter is a tiny, technologically backwards nation that is called the "Graveyard of empires" for good reason. We can be that, and we will need to be that. I say this to reassure you that it is absolutely possible to defend our sovereignty against a much larger aggressor. This is anything but a lost cause, but we need to take it very seriously, because he is deadly serious.
He absolutely is dumb. But that doesn't mean he's not dangerous.
SCOTUS declaring full immunity for anything done as an official presidential act is probably why this term feels less hollow; last time around he had to be careful not to end up in prison, this time he has nothing to fear.
He looks to us the way Putin looks at Ukraine.
Someone tell Doug Ford that capitulating to Trump is not going to pay off. He seems to be moving from big talk of resistance to total submission.
Yeah, I'm curious what changed. Did he get a payout to sell out his province and country? Was he blackmailed? Or was he just bluffing and America called him on it?
That what conservative do they would sell canada at the first chance but they have to look like big bad men so they bark a little then roll over
Cancer is very dumb, by any metric I can possibly imagine:
This only makes the metaphor all the more apt. Intelligent foes are far less dangerous. You have to be exceedingly dumb to choose mutually assured destruction.
Come on up here Trump, say that to our faces!
"I deal with every country, indirectly or directly. One of the nastiest countries to deal with is Canada," Trump said.
I'll take that as a complement from you. Thanks!
Yeah. Tells me our government is working.
If he stops being adversarial on every situation and threatening us then we'll be friendly, like we are with every other country.
It calls us nasty because we fight back. And it's going to be nastier, donnie.
I wish Australia and the UK were as nasty as Canada. Tariff the US already you cowards.
He still wants to annex us.
Canadians, crank up the nastiness a little more.
Trump can go fuck himself, can't he?
Not if Stormy Daniels is to be believed (I see no reason to not believe her). She went on a late show and showed the mushroom closest to Donalds appendage
Canada will be waiting! Elbows up!
Please protect your elbows while you're putting us in our place. I recommend elbow pads:
Elbows up is Canada's new official stance on US relations.
Yes so nasty of us Canadians sending super scoopers to help with their fires. If only we were one of the nice, friendly, genocidal countries like Isreal.
When it comes to far right-wing 'conservatives/republicans', remember that "every accusation is an admission" - especially so for Trump.
We were beautiful last week, now we're nasty. Whatever. This charade is getting crustier than Trump's toe cheese.
Tell your representatives/Carney to stop cowering, and spending on military vs Russia, and to be more aggressive on winning trade war. Cancel F35s today. Can renegotiate much better later if trade war resolved.
I'd consider myself nice, but if you want nasty, Donald, I'll give you nasty.
Diaper Don is further gone than Old Yeller was when his owner took him back behind the shed. Just sayin'
Haha, good one. Ok you can stop joking now. Guys did-- did you hear me? YOU CAN STOP JOKING NOW GUYS
Dear Canadians,
Despite being fully taken over by morons, this soon-to-be US expat loves you.