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[–] Jayk0b@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

The cutting I understand, normally it's precut

But ranch dressing?....noooo

[–] unhrpetby@sh.itjust.works 71 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you're going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Agreed to an extent but there's a good chance that was OOP on that one and honestly, the few pixel wide slices of skin and curly hair are only recognizable to the fantasy AI face recognition from boomer TV shows.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Except that the original post from TikTok or insta (can't tell which was first) wasn't even censored, and some dumbass on reddit added the crayon scribbles.

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[–] technomad@slrpnk.net 73 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Speed running an international incident any%

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Hold on, if you can't cut it and you can't fold it, how do you eat it?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 45 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It's not for eating. It's for taking pictures to post on Instagram. A decorative pizza.

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[–] belluck@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who says you can’t cut it?

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

if you can't cut it

lol

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[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)

Edit: likely NL

[–] pro_user@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.

Their website

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.

And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.

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[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 18 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.

Pizza is a vegetable in America

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.

The best ranch ive had was actually made with buttermilk and was good with a lot of things, mostly fried foods.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Americans be like "I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain't even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit' ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o' Mountain Dew."

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (9 children)

do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?

[–] jerakor@startrek.website 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I believe the rule is any food that is perfect for eating on the road while you drive 45min from your first job, to your second part time night shift job. All of that kind of food doesn't exist in Europe or at least isn't popular for some reason.

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[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.

We certainly don't stick them with knives and forks!

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[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What are these "Burritos"?

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Delicious is what they are

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The cutting it yourself thing is kind of weird tho

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You're supposed to roll it over and eat it like a taco obviously.

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