Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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Depends on which lips he's using.
Came here just to make that joke!
💋🪞
Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet
(not mine; stolen from somewhere)
First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.
Here’s to many more then!
He's hopelessly attracted to black holes
And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon
He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.
Combos!
First I smashed pluto, now I'm coming for uranus.
First I smashed pluto…
You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.
#plutoo
Neils penis is a massive man meatier.
But... I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!
Probably talk shit
You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”
Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first
I'll take Urmum next.