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[โ€“] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cool. I'm not offended by that. 28th member sounds respecta. 51st state, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago

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[โ€“] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Nah we just need a fancy team name for the not-absolute-fuck-head countries.

I mean EU is Europe and I fucking love you guys but down here in Australia we can't just up and move the continent to Europe.

I don't think the name should be dependent on membership like BRICS or whatever because you don't want to have to rebrand when you kick someone out or let someone in.

I think it should include a word like collaborative because honestly, that's what it's about - we're better off working together.

It's also important to choose a name with a catchy acronym that isn't already taken.

Maybe Collaborative Union of Nice Terran States.

[โ€“] Matombo@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

A-tier shitpost ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Matombo@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

EBU EU whats the difference?

If Australia can be part of the Eurovision song contest so It can be of the EU. Also everybody already asume anyway that you are just Austria.

[โ€“] Sas@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

Let's go CUNTS!

[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like "Commonwealth".

But I re-read your comment and the initialism is a solid option.

[โ€“] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah but commonwealth has connotations that don't apply.

[โ€“] Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about "The Commonsense"?

[โ€“] Klear@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

It would be nice, but we're not there yet.

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[โ€“] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Canada joins EU, blue states join Canada. Bada bing, bada boom

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[โ€“] stormdahl@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It doesn't really make sense for Canada to be a member of the EU simply because Canada isn't in Europe. What we could do is grant Canada a deal similar to what Norway has now. We're one of four members of EFTA, which are part of the EEA without being EU members.

I must admit that my knowledge of Canada is shallow at best but my impression is that its overall values align well with western European democracies.

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[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Actually, the EU has a whole bouquet of options for countries that want to cooperate with it. It can be trade agreements, free trade area, currency union, Schengen Area and so on. Norway, Switzerland and Turkey are examples of different degrees of associated status.

But be aware that any full EU membership would non-negotiable include the right of not only companies but also people to move freely in the common area - yes, that would mean that any EU citizen has the right to move to and live in Canada, and vice versa, as long as these persons can support themselves.

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[โ€“] atro_city@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

As much as I like Canada compared to the US, they are not European by any stretch of the imagination. I'd be for free trade and free movement as a beginning, but part of the European Union is a bit much.

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[โ€“] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It would mean replacing The CAD with the EUR, would be kinda funny to see EU flags on the border between the US and Canada though...

[โ€“] martin_uieafa@feddit.org 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In fact, the following EU countries do not (yet) use the euro, but their own currency:
Bulgaria
Czech Republic
Hungary
Poland
Romania
Sweden

[โ€“] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] stoy@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Denmark has a dispensation they arranged when forming the EU.

Sweden and the other countries does not.

When joining the EU you are commited to switching to the Euro when you have fullfilled the criteria for doing so, Sweden has decided to not fullfill the criterias required and will therefore keep the Krona for the forseeable future.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In theory they're legally obligated to switch one day. In practice Romania is being blocked by other EU members.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can still decorate your Euros how you want, so we could keep our beavers and loons.

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[โ€“] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

W name in this context lmao frfr ong

[โ€“] crimeschneck@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If Canada joins EU, should we change its name? Any suggestions?

[โ€“] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why change? Canada is a perfectly good name.

[โ€“] Redex68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I didn't even realise this comment was a joke and was confused at OPs question, until I realized they were thinking about the EU.

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We could name it the UE. United Earth.

[โ€“] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Federated union of nations.

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[โ€“] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Super Earth. Our home.

[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well you could say it's a treaty of organisations all located by the North Atlantic... TONA? I dunno, it could never work!

[โ€“] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ATON - Atlantic Treaty Organization of the North?

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[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Northern Union? Atlantic Union?

Honestly keeping it the EU might be the easiest.

[โ€“] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I completely forgot that this guy was our foreign minister for over a year.

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[โ€“] gorillaNdaMist@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Let's do it.

[โ€“] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And California, Washington, Oregon and Hawaii please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

C.h.o.w? Nice.

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