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this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.
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Take my number
Multiply by one
divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜
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hunter2
All I see is *******.
Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on
Hurtful comment.
So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat
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3902 2486 4899 2381 Same as my password
Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!
hunter2
Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.
Mine came out the same? Anyone else get 4019 3455 3009 2020 0913 for their Mastercard??
No way same, what are your 3 numbers on the back?
Yeah I’m sure you’ve got the same expiry date as well!
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i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?
where am i
0987 7654 5432 4321
Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.
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Better this one version
Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.
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3782 822463 1005
For christ sake, if you card numbers get em from here
?OVERFLOW ERROR
Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!
your result in the comments.
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According to my shitty calculator it's 2,147,483,647.
80085
Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Oh wait, that's the address for my contract.
Gotta do that roofing contract
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It doesn't seem to be the case, but it would be interesting if there were CC numbers that were meant to be used in movies, similar to how 555-XXXX phone numbers are never real.
There's some sample numbers for testing payment applications like stripe.
- Visa: 4242424242424242
- Mastercard: 5555555555554444
- Discover: 6011000990139424
- Amex: 371449635398431
Visa was set up by a nerd
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Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up
Now divide by 0 and you're good again
Am I supposed to do the same for those 3 numbers on the back?
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