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Ya'll realize this is just saying a woman doesn't need a man? Like, a man also doesn't need a woman, or a fish a bicycle. Doesn't mean men as a whole aren't important or don't do important things that society needs. It's just that a woman isn't lacking if she's without one (visa versa for the fellas).
Healthy relationships are generally good for everyone involved though, meanwhile fish can't use bicycles. Not a great analogy, just a funny put-down to stop the pestering.
I'm disappointed in your lack of faith in fish.
Ok but a fish with a bicycle is super cool, so the analogy kinda falls apart there
Y'know what, some women like to be with men too. It works!
FWIW this is a pretty old expression, apparently first recorded in print in 1975. Somehow, society has managed to survive its existence for all this time.
At the Guinness brewery, they had a human-sized animatronics fish riding a bicycle, I bought a poster with a cartoon of it when I went. It must be a more common saying in Ireland, it was also in a U2 song.
Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.
Jokes on you, I'm 6ft. I am the guardian of the top shelf. 🧌
or to open a jar of pickles
or a transmutation spell reversed
That's just princes transmuted into frogs. Why is it so common these days? I swear, they're doing it to themselves to scam passing women out of their precious kisses
All you need to do is hit the edge of the lid with a blunt object and it opens fine.
Do you know who taught me that? A woman.
I personally use a beer opener or a spoon to lift the lid slightly and then open it easily,
and I'm not a woman
smarter > harder
Are you joking, or are you seriously this sexist?
Interesting how what’s clearly a joke sets off your sexism alarm, but the blatant sexism in the original post doesn’t.
Wonder if we could get a reprint "The world without the USA is like a fish without a bicycle". Only Trump & Republicans don't seem to understand that.
What kind of woke shit is this? Everything is woke, everything is diverse. /s
There was a girl in my high school that wore this shirt. I only recently made the connection.
What's wrong with bicycles?
Republican fish drive gas-guzzling cars.
I do agree with the message yet I find myself confused over the wording.
“If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike”
