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Why stop with leaving politics? Heck you make rockets, why not just leave earth altogether?
Thanks for the nightmares, I guess 🤷😬
Get fucked. I hope he's given flak the rest of his goddamn life. Nazi piece of shit billionaire.
"they must be paid protesters. There's no other explanation" ~nazi fuck
Says the guy who buys voters. And who lacks basic brain functionality to understand people hate him for being a nazi asshole who destroys people their lives by disrupting fragile systems made to protect lives and support the poor and ill. "they must be paid by terrorists"
Kholed dickhead spends way too much time in fellating echo chamber, steps outside and loses shit at reality
Watch this video of Elon Musk being booed for 7 minutes straight at a Dave Chappelle show https://mastodon.social/@LupoLaLupo/114242322785596710
Elon would be very depressed if you saw it https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/elon-musk-almost-needed-sfpd-wellness-check-after-breakdown-getting-booed-at-dave-chappelle-show/
Do your part!
Ooh. Let me try. “Fuck your feelings snowflake”.
Snowflake Nazi bitch.
Hahah too fucking late. You can't just "get out" of the public eye whenever you want loser
i hope he leaves politics because he dies
Its working guys!
what a fucking baby
Right wing nutjob can't help but be a right wing nutjob even on his way out.
What does he mean he wants to leave politics? He is not in politics, he did not run for any office and was not voted for by anyone. He is free to leave whenever he wants.
EVERYONE in this Thread needs to be DEPORTED for TERRORISM for HURTING Elon's feewings!
See? Bullying fascism works. It's the only thing that works. Fascism is fought with violence (physical or otherwise) as it's the only language that it understands.
When an opponent doesn't care about rules, playing by those rules only puts you at disadvantage.
We did have a little part in this, but otoh he's been playing that game for years on his platform, I don't think it is what drove him out. Him blaming the Left is just - well, it's what he would do isn't it?
But now, even MAGA is against him. DOGE is such a blatant fuck-up on all levels, he probably doesn't even want to do that anymore. It won't bring his stock back up.
Don't you think he looks tired?
What a snowflake
My take: He's been told to pack his shit and doesn't wanna admit it. He knows full well "the Left" isn't gonna forget what he's done.
So there's that, but also the position of "special counsel" or whatever dumb title he holds is time limited. You can't be an unelected government official indefinitely (although I'm sure the current administration would change the rules if they cared enough to keep him). He's making it sound like he's bowing out, when it was the plan to step down in May from the beginning.
He can't step out now. It's too late.
he means he wants to step down, and do it behind the scenes.
SEE?! Bullying bad people DOES work. I've been trying to tell people FOR YEARS.
It would be a real shame... if leftists stopped attacking him after he leaves politics.
Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.
Caring face not found.
There's really nothing he can do about it at this point short of completely disappearing from the public eye. He's so thoroughly fucked his reputation that anything associated with him is fucked by extension.
Even if he completely leaves any interaction with politics at all, he still has SpaceX, Twitter, and Tesla that will all maintain his status as a public figure. He's not going to de-Nazify twitter. Telsas aren't going to suddenly become good cars without a reputation of being swastikcars.
The only way he could stop being bullied by "the left" is if he sold off every company he owns and disappeared into obscurity. Even then, he'll still get roasted online all the time. But if he avoids social media he could probably ignore it.
But that would all go directly against his nature. So there's nothing he realistically would do that could get "the left" to stop being mean to him. It's the rest of his miserable life.
Elon is a weird duck with delusions of grandeur who can't understand the left's disgust. It was the nazi salute, Elon. It'll always be the nazi salute. All your other dank shit runs secondary to that.
to be fair the nazi salute was among the least nazi things hes done recently.
He's broken the departments investigating him and it isn't fun anymore, he doesn't have to be there at this point to win.
Snowflake.
elon: slams dick in door
elon: oh man i'm tired of my dick being slammed in the door
I haven’t heard of any attempts on his life yet, so folks still have more work to do.
QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.
"I'm not fired, I quit!"
-Musk, probably.
Classic "I can dish it out, but I can't take it" energy.
