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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Idk why people complain about self checkout. I absolutely despise having to interact with someone at the store. The fact that I have to be around all these people is bad enough please don't make me talk to them.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I only complain about them when they get mad about me using my own unweighed bags or moving products around on the out feed table as I pack the bags.

[–] p_kanarinac@retrolemmy.com 13 points 1 day ago

Self-checkout is the best thing that happened to shops, I wish more had it. No waiting in long lines, no talking to people. Perfect.

[–] milan@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

its funny at one regional market here, the cashiers are fed up with people being stupid and neet help or are even stealing. so sadly its disabled most of the time. at a different place, there keeps being a loooong line, but literaly noone uses the self checkout. it is so useful. if i forgot something or just gotta get coffee beans, i quickly swing by that place because i know no matter how busy it is, i dont have to wait in line xD

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

But there's also a line for self checkout.

[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

There are two stores at the end of the road into my neighborhood. The one on the other side has several self checkout stations so I exclusively go there now. I haven’t had to speak to anyone in months. It’s awesome

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Nobody at the self checkout is holding me up because they are having a chat with the cashier. No one in the self checkout is holding me up because they want to talk about every item I purchased like it's some rare lost artifact. No one in self checkout is causing me to be "in the slow line" because one line feeds to multiple kiosks. No self checkout ever struck up an unwanted conversation with me, or caused me to roll my eyes in irritation with their inability to figure out how to pay wirh some obscure format, or wait for 10 mins for some stupid price check or price compare with a website or another store or whatever.

I get my shit, and I leave unbothered. I'm not working for the company any more than I am by picking my own food off the shelf. I am, however, unburdening myself of other people. I actively avoid places with no self checkout.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I absolutely agree with all those points and I'm glad self-check oot exists, however... When you stand in line for 10 minutes at the hardware store to get up to one of four kiosks, and something scans as an invalid UPC. Now you're waiting for one cashier that servicing four registers. Or you're at Target and there's only four self checkouts open. Zero regular lanes and you've got a cart full of groceries You've just spend an hour curating. Each one of those checkouts is able to handle about two bags.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Each one of those checkouts is able to handle about two bags.

Fuck Walmart. With that said: the local one has huge flat spots (bigger than a normal checkout actually) with no scale for their self checkout, it's perfect

[–] 3abas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Walmart is the only self checkout that constantly accuses me of stealing.

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[–] CatherineLily@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I use the self-checkout so I don't have to talk to anyone.

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[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can pull the self checkout option out of my rigid, dead, introverted hands.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Most times the corpos have the employees watching you like a damn criminal during self-checkout, I find talking to the cashier much less awkward

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

I haven't had this experience, thankfully. I usually have the opposite problem where I need assistance, and I look around helplessly as I wait for someone to notice me.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 146 points 3 days ago (18 children)

I love self checkout. It allows me to scan avocados for my daily avocado toast as russet potatoes. Only 50 more years of that and I'll be able to afford a house!

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I pictured the people overseeing self checkout calling you the potato guy amongst themselves

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

We 100% know and 95% of us don't care lol.

Also, if any readers want to try this, the people most likely to care are older workers, but they're also the least likely to notice.

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[–] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (19 children)

Look, saying “I don’t work here” to avoid using self-checkout completely misses the point. Technology has always evolved by shifting little tasks onto the user in exchange for speed and convenience. It’s not about “working for free,” it’s just self-service - like when grocery stores first let people grab stuff off shelves instead of asking a clerk behind a counter. At the time, some people probably whined about it too, but now nobody thinks twice because it’s way faster and gives you more control. Same thing with ATMs - you used to have to stand in line and talk to a bank teller just to get cash, now you punch a few buttons yourself. Are you ‘working for the bank’ when you use an ATM? No, you’re just getting your money faster without the hassle. Self-checkout is the same idea: a tiny bit of effort, way more convenience. Complaining about it like it’s some moral stand is honestly missing the bigger picture.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (8 children)

That'd be a great point if self-checkout was anywhere near as convenient as an ATM. But it's not, it's literally the same machine a cashier uses, bolted onto a card reader. There's no added convenience unless you're buying literally only one item. It's not innovation, it's outsourcing labor to the customer so the company can cut jobs and boost profits. You're doing 100% of the work they used to pay Someone for.

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[–] SopieMunky@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (13 children)

This is such a boomer take.

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[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 106 points 3 days ago (16 children)

To me, this has always been more of a boomer complaint.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The things boomers complain about aren't always wrong. I ain't their damn employee.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 94 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I'm also not an employee of the vending machine company. I'm also not an employee of the gas station.

I don't really see what added value a cashier checking out my items for me has.

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tend to buy so much booze that self check out is a hassle.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's always a hassle for me. Items not scanning. The machine screaming about the item not weighing correctly. The machine screaming at you because you moved your item.

It's great for quick purchases. But I'm going to a cashier if I have more than 10 items.

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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

"I don't work here, and I refuse to be a class traitor." Fuck corporate greed that kills jobs for more profit.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (14 children)

OK Boomer.

Do you get the stuff off the shelf for yourself though, or give a list to the stock boy like when you were growing up?

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The self-checkout at Aldi is a godsend. Way too many times I've been on my lunch break trying to buy a sandwich and snack, only for some old git to be using the time at the till to have a chinwag with the cashier!

By all means, have a chat with the cashier, but not when there's a massive queue of people waiting behind you! Also, you know those shelves near the window with the sign saying "Pack here"? That's not a suggestion. Pack your shopping away from the tills so people can keep buying stuff.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Self-check out makes it easier to steal from the mega corporation. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[–] bork@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago (10 children)

My local grocery store self checkout after every single item:

Unexpected item in bagging area.

If they're going to treat me like I'm stealing the groceries I'm paying for, making the process slow and inefficient, then I'm just going to go to the regular checkout and not deal with it.

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[–] Dakracs@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (15 children)

If I look at this topic the American skewedness is so obvious.

In Belgium the only thing you get by going the old fashioned way is they scan your shit and push it off at the end or you need to rush to put it in your cart. Same in The Netherlands. There are no baggers.

So yeah, let me just scan my items, put them in my bags like I want them, scan the thing at the self checkout, put scanner in tray, pay, walk out.

Every so often you get a bag check and if less people cheated on their scanning there would be less of that (is what they hope you think)

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