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Christopher went for a long run this evening. (programming.dev)

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[+] Bonus@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

This is more about the weird pathing and not the distance, but here's what it looks like when I have a bouldering session. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside and pass through walls.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Just standard GPS drift tbh

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

22m elevation during a boulder session? Pick up the slack jeez.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

its

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so,

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?

[–] christopher@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

I beat my previous record

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chris aka Barry Allen?

[–] admin@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maths guy, how long would it take barry to cover this distance?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Fractions of a fraction of a second. Barry can run much much faster than light and at light speed this distance would take ~1.6 seconds.

Edit: corrected my incorrect math because i read mi as meters

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is clearly a comma-is-thousands number of miles (as is consistent with places that use miles).

It's 1.66 seconds at light speed.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I read mi as m at first. Doesn't really change the statement since Barry can run trillions of times faster than light.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Also, Barry in the TV series saying, "Mach 20 is not a thing"

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Goku forgot to turn off fitness tracking while in battle

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

When you forgot to turn off location spoofing:

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Biblically accurate marathon

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

He's just built different

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

I think the Flash has a new secret identity.