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Dad what's your best dad joke? (lazysoci.al)
submitted 5 months ago by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al to c/dadforaminute@lemmy.world
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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 9 points 5 months ago

Oh I groaned good one

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haha!

I remember this one as muffins in an oven.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

I've heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to refract

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 5 months ago

Brilliant! This one is genius

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 months ago

[–] HejMedDig 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mine don't translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I'll assume they are pretty good

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 months ago

Share them in their original language, then!

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Whenever you feel like things are unfair, remember that Laura Croft's entire life has been in ruins.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey Kiddo, what's brown and sounds like a bell?

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I dont get it??

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dung

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago

relevant username

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What's brown and sticky?

[–] Coyote_sly@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

A stick.

[–] dajoho@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Elton John's wedding ring.

[–] greengnu@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

Well, I would have to say the one that always used to make you laugh the most.

Why do teenage girls always walk in odd-number groups?

Because they literally can't even.

Sadly, I never got you to laugh at 2, 3, 5 and 7

now that is some prime humor...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Two men are out on the lake in kayaks fishing. One of them says "Man it's so cold out here, all my body heat is going straight into the water." The other says "Well get that newspaper you brought with and light a fire, warm yourself up." So he does, he rolls up the paper, lights it with his lighter, it catches the boat on fire and it sinks.

Just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it too.