MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

joined 11 months ago

If only you could prepare food in some sort of edible wrapper so that it stayed contained as you move from one location to another or could be launched from a truck on the move… hang on! I have an idea!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The joke is on the Trump administration, it doesn’t even matter if they are going to withhold all the federal funding anyway.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, there are significant differences between the German Yolf and the Golf of America

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

A contract is a contract, for as long as you can enforce it.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

U.S. Postal Service has no system in place to collect tariffs or remit them to U.S. government

What‽ That makes no sense. Then what do they do with the non-de minimus stuff? I know I had to pay customs to receive a package a couple years ago when the de minimus limit was lower.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Satin isn’t real. Satin can’t hurt you.

👉Aa👉 the ripper

I was excited for a moment because read it as his personal physician.

Aragorn: “you have my gourd” *brandishes maraca*

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about the Gulf of Garak? Then we can go back to ignoring this simple body of water. Nothing of significance has ever come out of that gulf anyway.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do we need it? Not pressingly, but it’s better than silently acquiescing.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Dubya isn't in the public consciousness right now. His presidency has been quietly swept under the rug by both parties.

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