this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬

[–] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper

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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You can do it, I believe in you.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

I can BREATHE!

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her

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[–] lunachocken@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

A jar. We all know how that ends.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The first time I saw this post: sunglasses

The second time: 375mL can of beer.

The third time: my cat.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?

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[–] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

haha nvidia shield toblerone remote

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ~~ashtray~~ bowl

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

[–] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

entire crate of water bottles.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.

Sharpie.

slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A mirror. Or... Myself?

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Nice, just a coke spoon

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Roll of toilet paper.

[–] naun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.

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