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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 81 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Isn’t the reason that plants invented caffeine in the first place was precisely to ward off pests, particularly arthropods? And it’s just cool as shit that it does other effects to mammals other than killing us?

Don’t you dare try to take away my coffee.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Yeah, arthropods have some of the same neurotransmitters and similar receptor proteins but it's very different in their nervous system.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like it when my mouth hurts while I chew 🤷‍♂️

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eating chillies is sadomasochism.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fun tingles? They're great and are required for some meals.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

For more information on the crack spider's bitch....

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

People who haven’t seen this are among today’s lucky 10,000.

People who have seen it should watch it again :)

[–] nop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey thats me. Thank you i ternet and kind stranger for this. Not gonna lie, totally had me going at the start.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

💙 You’re welcome and have a great day!

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Memory unlocked

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

That 56 sparks street, Ottawa, right?

Mamadou Ndiaye - aka Casual Geographic - needs to come here and do so, so many new Hinterland Who's Who eps for us.

We should give him a new passport as part of the deal if he wants it. He's like a national treasure for more than a few nations.

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Today I learned caffeine has a similar effect on spiders to what alcohol has on humans. That spider is drunk.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm still trying to imagine the spider on LSD .

like whoa is that lady bug did it's back just open to reveal robotic wings whaaaa

wait whaaat do I have 8 of these things omg what is shooting out of my asssssssssss why is it so satisfying

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Imagine what it's like to be tripping balls with 8 eyes.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isn't this spider thing fake?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

Yes it is an old meme.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

It is a lot funnier if we pretend that it isn't.

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

wait, was I just bullshited?

Are the other ones also not true? And I was so invested!

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

But complex analysis is surprisingly tame, at least any differentiable functions are locally infinite polynomials. Real analysis, on the other hand.. shudders

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

What about 8 glasses of water, eggs, milk, fruits, yogurt, vegetables and nuts?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

nah, that only happens when you add seeds, corn and roots.

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I dunno if I wanna have 8 glasses of vegetables

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I drink this shit for breakfast, noobs

And then get behind the wheel of a car to get somewhere as fast as you can ?

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Okay so I know I'm not a spider but like, where do I sign up for these trials?

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never considered that nasa might fund other forms of research besides just space. Or where they going to test LSD + no gravity next

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I would like to offer myself as the spider in that experiment.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I bet speed spider made like 3 of those and moved on to a new project that it didn't finish

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago