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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

Eh... Windows 7 background ain't THAT old. Still the best OS they made.

[–] cuteness@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The standard 5” floppy. The best part was putting down the latch on the drive and that sweet sound it made.

Remind me to send you a picture of my 3ish feet diameter hard drive platter

[–] bufalo1973@europe.pub 7 points 6 days ago
[–] Penny7@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Turning on the tower with your foot...yeah, that unlocks some memories, lol.

[–] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now do you also remember shutting it down with your foot?

"It's now safe to turn off your computer"

[–] Penny7@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I didn't shut down the computer that way, I'd go through the menus and such. At that point I'd just have to shut off the monitor. If I had to do a restart 'cuz the damn thing froze then yeah, I'd use my foot.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ah yes, the toe remote still works, also for laptops and without even changing batteries.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

7 of these don't belong

Why is there a spider on my solitaire card? Where the fuck is my Minesweeper and Netscape Navigator?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Good old Minesweeper and Space Cadet 3D Pinball

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You think this is old? Where are the stone tablets with chisels? Kids the days...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Chisels? In my day you used a triangular reed and you liked it

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Hi, kiddie!

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

is this for jerma specifically because of the time he accidentally turned his computer off with his foot

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 146 points 1 week ago (25 children)

"it's now safe to turn off your computer"

That's how old I am

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Fuck

[–] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say β€œit is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

And the power switch was like KA-JUNK when you pushed it, because it was a big ol' switch that actually physically connected and disconnected the power.

"It's now safe to turn off your computer" went away after we moved to software power control, where the operating system could signal the power supply to turn off.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kadup@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People born when Windows 7 was released can get a driver's license in many parts of the world

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Fuck I'm old.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

It's not safe to turn off your computer.
There are enemies nearby.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I mean, I'm in my early 40s and I've started with ms-dos. According to this meme what am I? A fucking dinosaur? Am I that old?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

In my early 30's. Started with W95. But did dabble in dos sometimes

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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 39 points 1 week ago (10 children)
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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (14 children)
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